England 2010 World Cup Jokes

The England squad went to visit a South African orphanage this morning. It's so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope , constantly struggling and facing the impossible " said Jamal Umboto , aged six !

Apparently all England games are now being shown on the adult gay channel. The sight of 11 @rseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes is to much for ITV.

Rob Green trained today and in 3 hours and 30,000 shots he didnt concede one goal! Tomorrow him and Heskey are going to train with the rest of the squad.

I can't believe we only managed a draw against a poor team we should easily have beaten. I'm ashamed to call myself Algeria

My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything

What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.

Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England's top scorer.

David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.

Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is still alive. He said, 'The English football team were s*** again'. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.