English squad

Here are the idiot players of England:- Goalkeepers Robert Green(with envy) Ben F'a'ster(Faster than anyone to be thrown out of the squad) Joe Hart-'breaker(for the english fans) 'Devil' James Paul 'Rob(bed)'inson (Robbed of goalkeeping skills) Defenders John Terr(or)y W'ine' Bridge 'Waste' Brown Matthew Ups'etter' Joleon Les'bian' Stephen War'knocked' Gary Cahill(who is he???) 'Ten' Johnson (he scores at the rate of 10 own goals per match) Ashley 'Cold' Rio 'Far'dinand (Far from the squad) Gary 'Never''ill' (Never playing well and mentally ill) 'Dead'ley King (Deadly for England) Phil Jagielka (Have you ever seen him play for England???) Leighton 'Pains' Midfielders Gareth 'C'arry (a laod for England to carry) Shaun 'Wrong'-Phillips Michael 'Carry'ck (another load for England to carry) 'Germ'aine Jenas Ashley 'Old' James Milner (Do you know him????) Tom 'Mile'stone (Milestone of failures) David Beck'hammered' Frank 'Lamb'ard Steven 'Gem'ard (Gem of stupidity) Aaron 'Lemon' Theo 'Walnut' Stewart Downing (His name suggests his role for the team) Strikers 'Wine' (ma)Roone(d)y 'Germ'ain 'Deaf'oe Peter 'ouch' Darren Bent (Bent football skills) Emile 'Whisky' Gabriel Agbonlahor (The time taken to pronounce his name is longer then the time he spends on the field) Spl. Mention: Manager Fabio Capello (The man who turned England from heroes to ZEROES)