Torres Eye Injury

Fernando Torres had his eyesight damaged by a firecracker thrown from the Kop. Liverpool sent him to the world’s best eye surgeon in Texas to see if anything could be done to save his eyesight. When he arrived blind on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a local Spanish bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, Torres asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." Torres headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, poor Torres starts shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"