Hicks and Gillett Annual Inspection

Hicks and Gilette were doing their normal morning rounds when they entered the Liverpool dressing room. They find Benny The Ball sitting on the floor, humming to himself, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Ladyboy Torres is hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. Hicks asked Benny The Ball what he was doing. Benny replied, "Schsssh, can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" Gillette asked Benny what Torres was doing. Benny replies, "Oh… heez my friend, ….. heez a little crazeee….. he thinks heez a lightbulb." Hicks looks up and sees that Torres’ face is going all red, his eyes are bulging and he’s starting to shake. Hicks says to Benny, "If he's your friend, shouldn’t you get him down from there before he hurts himself" And Benny replies, "What? and work in the dark?" Hicks replied, “ Sure, ..... isn’t that what you’ve been doing all season?? “