Mackem vs. Geordies

A Mackem walks into a Geordie pub. "Who wants to hear a joke about Alan Shearer?" A tall man rises and says: "Listen, man, I'm 6 foot 3, weighing in at 90 kilos." Then he points at the man in the Newcastle shirt to his left. "And my mate Tommy here is even 6 foot 6 with more than 100 kilos." And, pointing at another tall man in full Newcastle United outfit, he adds: "That bloke over there named Stevie is a former youth boxing champion. See, you're outnumbered, 3 against 1. So, do you still want to tell you joke?" Said the Mackem: "Well, no. Because I don't like to explain the same joke three times..."