Burnt ears

A Sunderland fan goes to a doctor and tells him that both his ears are burnt.

"Sit down and tell me how it happened," said the doctor.

"Well, I was ironing my clothes when I received a phone call, and instead of picking the phone, I picked up the iron and burnt my ear!"

"Okay, I see... but that's one ear - what about the other?"

"They called again!"