Rabid Dog

A group of men were playing footie in the local park in Manchester when a dog suddenly attacked a young girl playing nearby. One picked up a nearby bar and smashed the dog on the head killing it outright.

News of the incident spread and a reporter was sent to interview the man about his brave actions.

At the end of the interview the reporter asked
"Should the headline read Manchester United Fan saves young girl then?"

"No way," says the man, "I don't support those scum!"

"Ah so its Sky Blues Fan to the Rescue then?" he asked.

"What support those prats , never ! I'm a Liverpool fan till I die!"

The next day the headline reads, 'Scouse b**tard kills family pet'.